I decided to get in the game and posted the ad below with the title above. I've gotten some funny responses...I'll add some in the comments later...
Ha...Gotcha!!! Why did you click on this? Do you really need to be tested for esteem or were you wanting to challenge me to a duel?
Instead of the normal Craigslist bullshit...here's my real story. I've been in a bit of a life-slump lately and need a night of hilarity...your treat, because I'm an aspiring alcoholic who is experiencing a budget shortfall. I am a sexy divorcee/FILF who packs 225 pounds onto his six-foot frame. I probably shouldn't talk about my ex in this ad, but in the interest of full-disclosure my last significant relationship was with a Hot Pocket and let's just say things did not work out. Sing it with me...HOT POCKETS!
Okay, that's enough. I'm just a guy with a goofy sense of humor. I'll be having drinks at the bar by my house tonight. You're invited (to buy me a drink)...I'll provide one or more laughs free of charge. You've been a great audience...Thank you and goodnight!
Asia "Heat of the Moment"
15 years ago